End of Watch (2012)

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“I am the police, and I’m here to arrest you. You’ve broken the law. I did not write the law. I may disagree with the law but I will enforce it. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathy. Nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars. If you run away I will chase you. If you fight me I will fight back. If you shoot at me I will shoot back. By law I am unable to walk away. I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun. Behind my badge is a heart like yours. I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed. And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me and I them. We stand watch together. The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad. We are the police.”

End of Watch is probably my favorite movie released this year. I would describe it as a real, true to life movie version of the television series Cops. I typically view law enforcement officials as members of just another large group of armed “gangsters,” working under a pretense of “justice,” deluded into enforcing unjust laws and believing that they are somehow superior to the “criminals” they incarcerate, and also responsible for quite literally holding me prisoner and stealing my car. But, alas, they are a necessary evil if we wish to live civilized lives. However, the two police officers depicted in this movie managed to gain my respect as individuals, which, by that fact alone is a testimony to it’s greatness.

Enable Dislike Button (2011)

‘Enable Dislike Button’ scam spreading on Facebook

By Dancho Danchev | May 16, 2011, 4:46am PDT

Researchers from Sophos have spotted a currently circulating “Enable Dislike Button” Facebook scam.

Upon clicking on the what looks like a recently added genuine Facebook feature, users are exposed to a “Follow the steps below to get the Dislike button” instructions page similar to the one seen in the Osama Execution video scam.

Spamvertised as:

Facebook now has a dislike button! Click ‘Enable Dislike Button’ to turn on the new feature!

Once the users copy and paste the obfuscated javascript in their browsers, all of their friends will be spamvertised with a wall post about the non-existent Dislike feature. The campaigners appear to be monetizing the campaign through a survey scam.

For the time being, Facebook doesn’t offer a dislike button.

Synon: Brilliant!

Dream is Destiny

Sanity is a madness put to good uses; waking life is a dream controlled. The worst mistake that you can make is to think you’re alive when really you’re asleep in life’s waiting room. I would say that life understood is life lived. But the paradoxes bug me, and I can learn to love and make love to the paradoxes that bug me. And on really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. Before you drift off, don’t forget. Which is to say, remember. Because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting. Lorca in that same poem said that the iguana will bite those who do not dream. And as one realizes that one is a dream figure in another person’s dream, that is self-awareness. You haven’t met yourself yet. But the advantage to meeting others in the meantime is that one of them may present you to yourself.

Waking Life Movie

Waking Life Movie Transcript

Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.

Doomsday Profiteering

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I JUST SAW A FUCKING ZOMBIE! WHAT THE FUCK!?

“The group most vulnerable to doomsday claims is children. Teachers report that many of their students are frightened and some are even considering suicide. This is the most tragic consequence of the 2012 hoax.”

– NASA.gov

Best Undergrad College Degrees by Salary (2008)

Best Undergrad College Degrees By Salary (2008)

FORMAT:

Degree Type

Starting Median Salary

Mid-Career Median Salary


Chemical Engineering

$63,200

$107,000


Computer Engineering

$61,400

$105,000


Electrical Engineering

$60,900

$103,000


Aerospace Engineering

$57,700

$101,000


Economics

$50,100

$98,600


Physics

$50,300

$97,300


Computer Science

$55,900

$95,500


Industrial Engineering

$57,700

$94,700


Mechanical Engineering

$57,900

$93,600


Math

$45,400

$92,400


Physician Assistant

$74,300

$91,700


Civil Engineering

$53,900

$90,500


Construction

$53,700

$88,900


Finance

$47,900

$88,300


Management Information Systems (MIS)

$49,200

$82,300


Philosophy

$39,900

$81,200


International Relations

$40,900

$80,900


Chemistry

$42,600

$79,900


Marketing

$40,800

$79,600


Geology

$43,500

$79,500


Political Science

$40,800

$78,200


Accounting

$46,000

$77,100


Architecture

$41,600

$76,800


Information Technology (IT)

$49,100

$74,800


Business Management

$43,000

$72,100


Agriculture

$42,600

$71,900


History

$39,200

$71,000


Communications

$38,100

$70,000


Film

$37,900

$68,500


Nursing

$54,200

$67,000


Journalism

$35,600

$66,700


Geography

$41,200

$65,500


Art History

$35,800

$64,900


Biology

$38,800

$64,800


English

$38,000

$64,700


Forestry

$39,100

$62,600


Anthropology

$36,800

$61,500


Health Care Administration

$38,800

$60,600


Psychology

$35,900

$60,400


Graphic Design

$35,700

$59,800


Sociology

$36,500

$58,200


Hospitality & Tourism

$37,800

$57,500


Drama

$35,900

$56,900


Criminal Justice

$35,000

$56,300


Nutrition

$39,900

$55,300


Music

$35,900

$55,000


Interior Design

$36,100

$53,200


Spanish

$34,000

$53,100


Education

$34,900

$52,000


Religion

$34,100

$52,000


Source: http://www.payscale.com/2008-best-colleges/degrees.asp

 

Aleister Crowley

My Christmas Gift to the World

Aleister Crowley Wikiquote

Thelema

“I was in the death struggle with self: God and Satan fought for my soul those three long hours. God conquered — now I have only one doubt left — which of the twain was God?”

“Sit still. Stop thinking. Shut up. Get out!”

“I am divided for love’s sake, for the chance of union.”

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.”

“We know one thing only. Absolute existence, absolute motion, absolute direction, absolute simultaneity, absolute truth, all such ideas: they have not, and never can have, any real meaning. If a man in delirium tremens fell into the Hudson River, he might remember the proverb and clutch at an imaginary straw. Words such as “truth” are like that straw. Confusion of thought is concealed, and its impotence denied, by the invention. This paragraph opened with “We know”: yet, questioned, “we” make haste to deny the possibility of possessing, or even of defining, knowledge. What could be more certain to a parabola-philosopher that he could be approached in two ways, and two only? It would be indeed little less that the whole body of his knowledge, implied in the theory of his definition of himself, and confirmed by every single experience. He could receive impressions only be meeting A, or being caught up by B. Yet he would be wrong in an infinite number of ways. There are therefore Aleph-Zero possibilities that at any moment a man may find himself totally transformed. And it may be that our present dazzled bewilderment is due to our recognition of the existence of a new dimension of thought, which seems so “inscrutably infinite” and “absurd” and “immoral,” etc. — because we have not studied it long enough to appreciate that its laws are identical with our own, though extended to new conceptions.”

– Aleister Crowley